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  • I Tested the Best Internet Advertising So You Don’t Waste Your Budget

    I’m Kayla Sox. I run a tiny candle shop online. I also help two local businesses with ads. I’ve burned money. I’ve made money. I’ve cried over a dumb pixel. You know what? Some channels work. Some just look pretty. If you're a small business searching for a research-backed overview of effective ad platforms, the best online advertising channels to grow your small business article lays out solid starting points.

    By the way, if you want another candid breakdown, here’s the full story of how I tested the best internet advertising so you don’t waste your budget.

    Here’s the thing: I’ll share real numbers from my own tests. I’ll keep it plain. No fluff. Just what helped me sell more soy candles and what flopped.


    Quick backstory (and why you can trust this)

    My shop sells hand-poured soy candles. Clean burn. Cozy scents. Think cinnamon, rain, and library. I shoot my own photos on a wood table by the window. I ship from my garage. It smells like vanilla in there year-round.

    I’ve run ads for:

    • My candle store
    • A friend’s mechanical keyboard kit launch
    • A local workshop series for small teams

    So I’ve tested things for both online sales and leads.


    My scorecard summary

    • Best for sales right now: Google Shopping + Meta retargeting
    • Best for reach on the cheap: TikTok and YouTube
    • Best for seasonal “I’ll buy next month”: Pinterest
    • Best for nerdy niches: Reddit
    • Best for B2B leads: LinkedIn
    • Worst for me: Native ad networks (Taboola/Outbrain)

    Now the real stuff. If you’re a fan of raw data, you might like this hands-on collection of advertisements to analyze with real examples—it’s loaded with screenshots and budgets.

    If you want to see similar channel-by-channel breakdowns with sample budgets, check out HuntMads — their free guides helped me sanity-check my own numbers.


    Google Search + Shopping: “People are already looking”

    I started here. Folks type “soy candles” when they’re ready to buy. That helps.

    What I ran:

    • Search ads for “soy candles,” “non-toxic candle,” “gift candles”
    • Shopping ads with clean photos on white

    My 30-day candle test:

    • Spend: $600
    • CPC (per click): $0.58 (Shopping) / $1.40 (Search)
    • Clicks: 1,034 (Shopping) / 171 (Search)
    • Orders: 35 (Shopping) / 6 (Search)
    • AOV: $26
    • Return: about 1.6x on Shopping, 1.1x on Search
    • Note: when paired with retargeting, total return went to about 2.2x

    What worked:

    • Clear product titles: “8oz Soy Candle – Cinnamon Roll – Clean Burn”
    • Negative keywords: I blocked “free,” “DIY,” and “bulk.”

    What bugged me:

    • Search cost bounced around on weekends.
    • Some clicks came from folks looking for “candle holders.” Not me.

    If you sell something totally different—like supplements—the basics still apply; here’s how I actually advertise supplements on Google (what worked, what flopped) for comparison.

    Verdict: Solid base. Not flashy. But steady.


    Meta (Facebook + Instagram): “Retargeting is the butter”

    My best wins here came from retargeting people who had visited my shop or watched my videos.

    My 21-day candle test:

    • Prospecting (cold):
      • Spend: $400
      • CPC: $0.82
      • Orders: 14
      • Return: 0.9x (meh)
    • Retargeting (warm):
      • Spend: $250
      • CPC: $0.58
      • Orders: 24
      • Return: about 2.5x

    Creative that hit:

    • A 15-second pour shot with a match strike at the end
    • A simple carousel: “No headache. Long burn. Real scent.” Short and punchy

    Gotchas:

    • Audience overlap will waste money fast. I excluded past buyers from cold sets.
    • Broad targeting did fine once I had 50+ sales. Before that, it ate cash.

    Verdict: Use it to finish the sale. Pair with Google.


    TikTok Ads: “Cheap traffic, fun vibe, slower sales”

    This felt like a busy farmer’s market. Lots of looks. Fewer buys that same day. Still, I like it.

    My spark ad test with a creator video:

    • Spend: $300
    • CPC: $0.32
    • Clicks: 937
    • Orders: 9
    • Return: 0.75x same day; more sales came later from email list
    • Bonus: +612 followers, +284 email signups

    Video that worked:

    • Messy desk. Pouring wax. Cat tail in frame. Real life wins.
    • Text on screen: “No soot. Warm cinnamon. Cozy night.”

    Tip:

    • Add a code like “TOK10” so you can track it. I saw late buys over two weeks.

    One unexpected insight: TikTok’s lighter moderation means that even racy or borderline-NSFW clips can explode overnight on the For You page. If you want a concrete look at how that edge operates and the crazy engagement it can spark, skim through this gallery of viral TikTok nudes — it breaks down the hashtags, sounds, and framing creators use so you can borrow the attention-grabbing mechanics while keeping your ads brand-safe.

    Verdict: Great for reach and list growth. Use it if you can wait a bit.


    YouTube Ads: “Tiny cost per view, slow drip wins”

    I ran skippable in-stream ads with a voiceover. Calm tone. Close-up flame. It felt like ASMR, but for candles.

    My 10-day test:

    • Spend: $150
    • CPV (per view): $0.03
    • View rate: 28%
    • Clicks: 76
    • Direct orders: 1
    • But: brand search rose the next week by 23% and retargeting got cheaper

    What I learned:

    • It warms people up. Then Meta and Google pick them off later.
    • Keep it to 15–20 seconds. Hook in 2 seconds or they’re gone.

    If you’re curious about other streaming platforms, here’s what happened when I ran ads on Peacock—interesting contrasts on cost and targeting.

    Verdict: Use for awareness, not quick sales.


    Pinterest Ads: “Holiday hero, slow cook”

    Pinterest users plan. They save. They buy later. This made me a little nuts, but it paid off near Black Friday.

    My fall test:

    • Spend: $200
    • CPC: $0.44
    • Clicks: 455
    • Same-week orders: 8 (about 1.0x return)
    • View-through and later sales: +12 more orders over 30 days

    Creative that worked:

    • Soft light. Cozy blanket. “Gift under $30.” Simple text over image.
    • Pins keep working after ads stop. That part feels like magic.

    Verdict: Great for gifts and decor. Give it time.


    Reddit Ads: “Great for geeky stuff, honest crowd”

    I used this for my friend’s mechanical keyboard kit. We targeted r/MechanicalKeyboards and r/ErgoMechKeyboards.

    Two-week test:

    • Spend: $500
    • CPC: $0.55
    • Clicks: 907
    • Orders: 9
    • AOV: $120
    • Return: about 2.2x
    • Side note: Comments can be spicy. We answered fast and kept it chill. (When I tried Brazzers advertising I saw the same blunt honesty—different niche, same vibe.)

    What helped:

    • Plain text, no fluff: “Hot-swap kit. Aluminum. South-facing. Ships in 5 days.”
    • A short GIF of the typing sound (thock fans loved it)

    Verdict: If your niche lives on Reddit, this rocks.


    Newsletter Sponsorships: “Smaller lists, warmer buyers”

    I paid to sponsor a home decor email. Not huge. But readers cared.

    My one-off test:

    • Cost: $350
    • List size: ~35k
    • Opens: ~19k
    • Clicks: 402
    • Orders: 17
    • Revenue: $476
    • Return: about 1.36x
    • Bonus: +210 new subscribers to my list

    What made it work:

    • A clear offer: “Free tin sampler with 2 candles.”
    • A cozy photo that actually matched the vibe of the newsletter

    Verdict: Good add-on. Not

  • I ran ads with Paramount Advertising. Here’s how it actually went.

    I’m Kayla, and I buy media for a small coffee brand that’s louder than our budget. I’ve used Google, Meta, and the usual streaming stuff. If you’re curious how a comparable buy performed on Peacock, I documented the play-by-play in this recap. This fall, I took a real swing with Paramount Advertising. Think Paramount+, Pluto TV, CBS live events, and a big mix of shows my mom knows by heart.

    Was it worth it? Mostly, yes. But not always simple.

    Why I picked them (and what I bought)

    I wanted big screens and safe shows. Also, families. Sports fans. Night owls. The works.

    Paramount gave me:

    • EyeQ (their streaming bundle across Paramount+ and Pluto TV)
    • Access to CBS live sports inventory via Paramount+
    • A few fancy units like Pause Ads and Binge Ads
    • Data targeting (we used their coffee buyer segment and our own list with LiveRamp)

    We ran three waves:

    • A fall launch on Paramount+ around Survivor and NFL on CBS
    • An always-on stream on Pluto TV for cheap reach
    • A short burst during the holidays with shoppable QR

    I’ll tell you what hit and what didn’t.

    Campaign 1: Fall push on Paramount+ (Survivor + NFL weeks)

    I booked 15s and 30s spots. We added a clean QR in the corner. The rep, Alex, was strict on creative. Small text? Hard no. I grumbled, then thanked him later. It did help.

    • Budget: $150K over 5 weeks
    • Target: Adults 25–54 + “coffee buyers” segment
    • CPM: $30–$36
    • Video completion rate: 95–97%
    • Frequency: Capped at 3 per week

    Survivor nights felt strong. You could feel the chatter on our socials. NFL Sunday on CBS streaming was pricey, but our search lift popped. We saw a 22% jump in branded search on those Sundays and a clear bump in store locator taps on Monday mornings. Funny thing: the QR scan rate was tiny (0.06%). But people still came through search and type-in. That’s normal for TV.

    I did think, “too costly.” Then I checked the brand lift. We saw a 5.8 point lift in ad recall and 3.2 points in purchase intent (Kantar study). Pricey felt less pricey. Anyone looking for a broader view of how Paramount+ drives brand metrics can skim this Paramount+ brand case study.

    Campaign 2: Always-on on Pluto TV

    Pluto is not fancy. It’s a free, ad-supported stream with a lot of channels. But it works when you need reach and you’re counting pennies.

    • Budget: $40K per month for three months
    • CPM: $10–$14
    • Video completion rate: 91–93%
    • CTR: 0.22% (CTV CTR is always meh, so this was fine)

    We used Pause Ads and one Binge Ad. Pause Ads are those little frames when someone pauses a show. People actually see them. We pushed “Holiday Roast” with a bold can shot, and that ad pulled a 2.3x higher site visit rate than our basic mid-roll. Simple wins.

    The downside? Frequency can spike in odd corners, like classic TV channels at night. One week, we hit the same user 11 times. We dialed it back with tighter caps and cut a few channels. Problem solved, but it took a call and a cup of cold brew at 5 a.m. my time. West Coast reps. I get it.

    For brands whose late-night spots need to resonate with single, adult viewers rather than households, it can help to study the motivations and mindset of that audience. A candid, research-backed primer on the topic is the straightforward guide, Fool-Proof Steps to Getting a Fuck Buddy. Beyond personal advice, it unpacks communication cues and psychological triggers that marketers can borrow to craft more authentic, results-driven creative for mature, after-hours viewers.

    To get even closer to the language real adults use when they’re making quick, personal decisions at night, I sometimes browse review forums that cater to that exact mindset—one solid example is Erotic Monkey Novi, where candid user commentary on expectations, discretion, and satisfaction can inspire more authentic copy angles and geo-targeted offers for any late-night CTV placement.

    Campaign 3: Quick holiday burst with shoppable QR

    Two weeks in December. Short, sharp, peppermint vibe.

    • Budget: $60K
    • CPM: $28–$34
    • Video completion rate: 96%
    • QR scan rate: 0.09%
    • Cost per completed view: about $0.03–$0.05

    We ran against Christmas movies and Nickelodeon blocks. Parents scanned, but late-night shoppers typed our URL. We tracked lift with a holdout. Sales in our test region rose 11% vs control. Not bad for two weeks.

    The good stuff

    • Big shows, real trust: Survivor, Nickelodeon, CBS sports. My dad’s TV and my TikTok feed agreed for once.
    • Strong VCR on CTV: 95% completion made my spreadsheet smile.
    • Safety: Our brand stayed far from weird clips. Brand suitability checks with IAS worked fine.
    • QR and Pause Ads: Small features, real impact.
    • People who answer: Alex and Jess (our team) felt like actual partners. They called back. They warned me when my 30s cut was too cluttered.

    The not-so-good stuff

    • Reporting feels slow: The EyeQ dashboard works, but it loads like it’s stuck in molasses some days. Weekly CSVs saved me.
    • Frequency control on Pluto: You need to watch it. Ask them for a per-day cap, not just per-week.
    • Live event cost: NFL slots are premium. Worth it if you plan it. Painful if you don’t.
    • Creative rules are strict: They flagged small legal lines and tiny QR placements. Annoying in the moment, better for outcomes.

    Real numbers that made me stay

    • Average CPM across all buys: $18–$31
    • Average VCR: 94–96%
    • Incremental reach vs YouTube in our region (comScore study): +9%
    • Branded search lift during Survivor weeks: +18–22%
    • Holiday holdout sales lift: +11% in test region

    Small note: invoices came clean but a bit late in one cycle. We got it fixed with finance. Not sexy, but real.

    Tips if you’re thinking about it

    • Start with 15s and keep copy tight. Big font. Big can. No tiny disclaimers.
    • Use Pause or Binge ads on Pluto. They punch above their weight.
    • Ask for daypart controls and a strict frequency cap. Write it into the IO.
    • Tie your buys to cultural moments: Survivor premiere, Nickelodeon holiday, NFL Sundays. People remember where they were.
    • Track more than clicks. Watch search, store locator taps, and holdout lift.

    There’s also a detailed Paramount+ campaign breakdown that walks through creative iterations, targeting setups, and real-world results—handy if you’re mapping out your own test.

    If you want a deeper dive into dialing in creative, targeting, and measurement for CTV, take a look at this practical walkthrough from Hunt Mads. You can also download the raw dashboards and creative mock-ups in the complete case study.

    And if you’re weighing CTV against search, social, and display, my experiment across every major channel is summarized in this guide to the best internet advertising.

    Final take

    Paramount Advertising gave me reach, safe shows, and steady results. Some bits felt clunky. Some weeks felt heavy. But the sales lift and the brand lift were real, and the team acted like partners, not a portal.

    Would I book again? Yes—especially for launches, family moments, and sports-heavy weeks. I’ll still keep Pluto always-on at a modest spend. It’s my reliable, scrappy friend.

    You know what? Coffee tastes better when the media plan hums. This one did. Not perfect. But it paid for itself—and then some.

  • I Hired a Display Advertising Agency. Here’s What Actually Happened.

    I’m Kayla. I run marketing for a home goods shop called Maple & Grain. We sell shelves, storage bins, and little things that make a house feel calm. I used to think banner ads were a waste. Too loud. Too busy. You scroll past them, right?

    If you want a clear look at what separates winning creative from the sea of duds, these banner advertising case studies break down real campaigns step by step.

    Before you write display off completely, check out this candid breakdown of another marketer’s journey: I Hired a Display Advertising Agency—Here’s What Actually Happened. It mirrors a lot of the surprises I’m about to share.

    Well, I hired a display ad agency anyway. I was wrong. Not fully wrong. But enough to say this: banners can pull their weight when the setup is clean and the team listens.

    Why I Even Called Them

    We were heading into summer and then the Black Friday build-up. My small team was tired. Search was fine. Social was okay. But we needed reach. I also needed guardrails for brand safety and all the privacy stuff that keeps changing. I didn’t want our ads on weird sites.

    If you’re weighing different shops (especially in California), you might like this boots-on-the-ground review of Santa Barbara advertising firms. It helped me frame my own vetting questions.

    So I brought in Highbeam Media (Denver). They work in DV360 and The Trade Desk. They promised clear reports, weekly calls, and fast creative help. I liked that they sounded sure but not slick.

    The First Week Felt Like Spring Cleaning

    They started with a tech check:

    • GA4 goals looked messy, so they fixed the thank-you page event.
    • UTM tags were all over the place. They set a neat format.
    • Our pixel fired twice on one page. They found it. We fixed it.

    Then we agreed on creative sizes: 300×250, 300×600, 728×90, 320×50. We kept it simple: clean wood textures, clear prices, and short copy. They pushed me to test HTML5 motion vs. static. I said sure, but I asked for fast load times. (Good call, because our shoppers leave if a page takes more than 3 seconds.)

    They also added brand safety lists and viewability filters (MOAT and IAS). That cut junk. It did raise CPM a bit, but I slept better.

    Quick aside: if your business doesn’t shy away from mature placements—or if you just want to know exactly which domains to blacklist—this regularly updated directory of free sex sites lays out the highest-traffic adult platforms so you can either target them on purpose or exclude them with confidence.
    Similarly, advertisers looking for a hyper-local pulse on adult inventory in North Carolina can skim this city-specific profile of Erotic Monkey Wilmington to see traffic volumes, ad-friendliness, and decide whether it belongs on the inclusion or exclusion side of their brand-safety list.

    Bonus reading: If you’re actively experimenting across channels, this walkthrough on testing the best internet advertising so you don't waste your budget shows solid frameworks for keeping spend tight.

    Real Example 1: Cart Abandoners, Week 2

    We ran a retargeting group for people who added shelves to cart but didn’t buy.

    • Target: past 14 days, frequency cap 3 per 24 hours
    • Creative: static product shots vs. simple motion
    • Placements: open web, heavy on home and DIY sites

    What happened? CTR went from 0.18% (our old GDN setup) to 0.42%. CPA dropped from $38 to $21 over two weeks. Motion didn’t win. Static with a soft shadow and a big “Ships Free” tag did. Funny how that works.

    Small snag: on day 5, I saw our ad eight times on the same site. Too much. I flagged it. They lowered the cap and cut two domains. Sales held. Annoyance gone.

    Real Example 2: Top-of-Funnel for Summer Patio Sale

    We needed new people. They set up private deals (PMPs) with Houzz and a few home blogs. CPM rose to $8.50 vs. $4.20 on the open web, but viewability jumped to 72%. CTR stayed meh at 0.25%. I almost pulled it. But then the view-throughs hit.

    Quick note: a view-through is when someone sees an ad, doesn’t click, but buys later. Not perfect, I know. But we ran a clean test. We held out Utah for two weeks. Same time, same promo, same search and social. Utah had no display. The rest had display.

    Result: the states with display saw a 13% lift in revenue for the patio line. Utah lagged. That told me the banners nudged folks who later searched our name.

    If paid search is also on your to-fix list, you’ll appreciate this no-fluff case study on what actually worked—and flopped—when advertising supplements on Google.

    Real Example 3: Local Showroom Weekend

    We opened a small showroom near Austin. I wanted foot traffic for a Saturday event. They set a geofence around two nearby markets and a plant shop. Phones in that area got our mobile banners on Friday and Saturday morning. We tracked sign-ups with a short form and QR at the door.

    • Spend: $1,600 over 3 days
    • Cost per sign-up: $9.40
    • In-store sales: 43 orders tied to the QR

    Was it perfect? No. We saw a spike in form spam on Friday night. They added a simple check (one-click box) and it stopped. Also, some folks didn’t want location ads. We kept it tight and short. Honest note: small geo tests are cute but noisy. Treat them as a read, not a rule.

    The Good Stuff They Did

    • They actually tested. Two headlines. Two colors. One big idea at a time. Clean.
    • Their Looker Studio report didn’t make my eyes cross. I could see spend, CPA, CTR, and view-throughs by line item.
    • They were quick with creative swaps. Once, I sent a new price grid at 3 p.m.; banners were live by the next morning.
    • Brand safety felt strong. We had a short “blocked” list, and they checked it weekly.
    • They pushed me on landings. Our collection page was slow on mobile. We cut a hero video. Bounce dropped. Conversions rose.

    The Stuff That Bugged Me

    • The fee was 15% of media plus $1,000 for creative in month one. Not small for a mid-size shop.
    • View-throughs got loud. Their model gave too much credit at first. We reset the window to 7 days for remarketing and 1 day for prospecting. Sanity returned.
    • A few placements looked spammy. You know those pages with 10 ads and tiny text? I saw our logo there. I sent screenshots. They excluded them and raised pre-bid filters.
    • Monthly minimums. We had to keep spend above $10k to keep the PMPs. Some months, that was tight.

    Money Talk (Real Numbers)

    Over 90 days, we spent $22,400 on display.

    • Retargeting CPA: $19.80 (last click)
    • Prospecting CPA: $54.10 (last click), $34.60 when we include view-throughs
    • Blended ROAS for display-assist: 3.1
    • Lift test (Utah holdout): 13% revenue lift on patio line, 7% on storage

    For numbers nerds who like benchmarks before green-lighting a fresh channel, this set of in-depth performance marketing case studies offers a solid yardstick.

    Did search and email still win on last click? Yes. But display fed the top, and it warmed up folks who were on the fence. It wasn’t magic. It was a steady push.

    Little Lessons I Didn’t Expect

    I thought flashy motion would crush it. It didn’t. Static with clean edges won more often than not.

    I thought tiny CTA buttons looked classy. They looked classy and got fewer clicks. We went bigger. Sales went up. Lesson learned.

    I thought broad audience segments would waste money. Some did. But a “home organizers” interest group from a publisher deal paid for itself in week one. So, test, but set floors.

    Also, I learned to love frequency caps. Too few hits? People forget. Too many? They get mad. Our sweet spot was 3 per 24 hours for prospecting and 5 for remarketing.

    Who Should Hire a Display Agency?

    If you're still searching for the right partner, Hunt Mads curates a shortlist of display agencies with proven e-commerce results.

    And if you’re curious how another retailer fared when they **did

  • I Got Burned By Fake Ads (And A Few Famous Ones Fooled Me Too)

    I test stuff for a living. I click the ads. I buy the thing. I try it, then I tell you what really happened. Sounds fun, right? Sometimes it is. Sometimes it’s a mess. If you’d rather see the blow-by-blow of a campaign that looked huge and then imploded, my field notes on advertising blow-ups pull no punches.

    Here’s the thing. Fake ads are everywhere. Some are loud and silly. Some look so real you feel dumb for blinking. I’ve fallen for a few. And I’ve also used big-name products that later got flagged by regulators for claims that didn’t hold up. Both kinds matter, because both take your trust. I unpack the whole saga—complete with screenshots and receipts—in this candid recap of how fake ads torched me if you want even more detail.

    Let me explain how they got me, what I saw, and what I learned.
    Before we dive in, I found a no-nonsense rundown on how reputable ad networks vet campaigns over at HuntMads that’s worth a quick read if you want to spot the junk faster. For another angle, my longform breakdown of real-world advertisements I’ve analyzed shows how decent creative can still steer you wrong.

    The loud, shiny fakes I actually clicked

    I don’t just scroll past. I click. I test. Sometimes I win. Sometimes it costs me a morning, a prepaid card, and a small chunk of pride.

    • The “Free iPhone for $2 shipping” survey chain
      I saw this on social media last summer. Clean photo. Apple-looking font. I knew better… but curiosity won. It pushed me into survey after survey. Gift cards, trials, more trials. No phone. I bailed before it hit my real card. My friend kept going and got stuck with a gym trial they never wanted. Lesson: when a prize needs 10 hoops, it’s not a prize.

    • The “Ray-Ban $24” fake storefront
      You’ve seen this one. Big logo, tiny price. I almost grabbed sunglasses for a beach trip. The checkout page felt off—weird URL, slow load, no order summary. I backed out. A cousin went through a similar ad once and got plastic frames with a sticker. Ray-Ban didn’t run that ad. Scammers used the brand name. Classic impersonation.

    • The “Shark Tank Keto Gummies” pitch
      This ad said every Shark invested. That claim has been publicly denied by the show. I tested a similar offer with a prepaid card. The bottle did arrive, but a surprise “membership” charge hit the next month. I canceled and got the bank to reverse it. If an ad leans hard on a TV show name, I stop and check first now.

    • The deepfake celeb crypto “live” giveaway
      I’ve seen a fake “Elon” promising to double Bitcoin if you send it first. The video looked real at a glance. The giveaway clock ticked. My rule: if someone famous asks you to send crypto, you keep your crypto. Close the tab. Breathe. Make tea.

    • The forever countdown clock
      One store had a big timer: “Only 2 minutes left!” I opened the page on my laptop and my phone. Both clocks stuck at 1:59… for an hour. That’s not urgency. That’s a trick.

    Real brands I used that got flagged later

    Now, this part stings a bit. Because I used these. I liked some of them. And later, regulators stepped in and said, hey, those ad claims? Not backed. I’m not calling anyone evil. I’m saying the claims didn’t match the proof, and that matters.

    • Skechers Shape-ups (2012)
      I wore these at my retail job. My feet loved the cushion. But the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) said the weight loss and muscle-toning claims weren’t supported and announced a settlement in 2012. The shoes were comfy. They just weren’t a fitness plan.
      The official FTC press release detailing the $40 million settlement is available here.

    • Lumosity brain games (2016)
      I did the daily sets on my lunch break. Fun, no doubt. In 2016, the FTC said the ads promised too much about boosting work and school performance, and Lumosity settled. I still like the games. I just don’t call it magic.
      The agency’s full announcement of the $2 million settlement lives here.

    • Volkswagen “clean diesel” (2015)
      I rented a Jetta TDI for a weekend trip. Smooth drive. Eco vibe. Then the emissions scandal broke. Regulators found cheating on tests, and the company faced huge penalties and recalls. The car felt great. The ads felt different after that news.

    • Red Bull “gives you wings” case (2014)
      I’ve chugged my share before long flights. In 2014, a class action over the implied performance claims led to a settlement without an admission of wrongdoing. I still grab a can for taste, not powers.

    • Airborne tablets (2008)
      I took them on planes. A lawsuit and FTC action said the cold-fighting claims weren’t proven, and the company settled. I still pack water, sleep, and tissues. Those work every time.

    • POM Wonderful (2013 decision, later appeals)
      I did the pomegranate phase, yes. The FTC pushed back on disease-related claims. Courts agreed that some ads went too far without strong proof. The juice tastes good. It’s not a cure.

    You know what? It’s okay to like a product and still learn the ads were off. Two things can be true. I keep both in my head now.

    The sneaky tricks that try to hook you

    A few patterns show up again and again. Once you spot them, you can’t unsee them.

    • Impersonation: Fake stores use real brands’ logos and names.
    • Drip pricing: A cheap item… then surprise fees at checkout.
    • Subscription traps: Tiny checkbox means monthly charge. For a striking example in the dating niche, check out my full breakdown of Heated Affairs review—it shows exactly where the costs hide and how to spot them before you sign up.
    • Scarcity spam: Timers and “only 3 left” banners that never change.
    • Free trial tax: “Just pay shipping” turns into recurring billing.

    On the flip side, some ads in the adult-services space pose as “safety-first review boards,” yet they quietly steer you toward paywalled contact info and pricey upsells. I tore into one such Yorkville listing site, and the play-by-play—including how the star ratings get gamed and where the hidden fees hit—lives here: Erotic Monkey Yorkville. If you’ve ever wondered which signs scream “bait” before you even message a provider, that breakdown will save you time, money, and a possible headache.

    I’ve seen all five in one weekend. Wild.

    How I test ads now (so I don’t cry later)

    I still click. I’m just smarter about it.

    • I use a virtual card with a low limit.
    • I screenshot the ad, the checkout, and the terms.
    • I check the URL spelling. One extra letter can cost you.
    • I look up the brand on the store locator. Real stores list real stockists.
    • I search “[brand] + complaints” before I buy.

    If an ad pushes me to rush, I slow down on purpose. A good deal can wait 60 seconds.

    Quick gut checks I trust

    • Too cheap to be real? It’s not real.
    • Famous faces asking for crypto? Nope.
    • Big claims with tiny fine print? Also nope.
    • Free trial that needs your card? Think twice.
    • Timer stuck at the same number? Close it.

    Final thoughts from a tired, wiser clicker

    I still love a good ad. A clean headline. A sharp photo. Honest claims. That’s art. If retro creative is more your style, my collector’s notes on 1960s ads show how persuasion looked before the internet spun it into overdrive. But fake ads waste time, money, and trust. And even real brands mess up when the promise runs ahead of the proof.

    So here’s my simple rule now. If it sounds like a fairy tale, I look for the receipt. If there’s no receipt, I keep my wallet shut.

    And yes, I’ll keep clicking the weird ones—so you don’t have to.

  • My Hands-On Take: Moat Advertising

    Note: This is a fictional, first-person review story.

    You know what? I care about ad money not going to waste. So I tried Moat Advertising to see where my ads actually show, and if people even see them. I went in curious and a little nervous. Ad tools can feel like a maze. This one surprised me. In good ways and a few odd ones.

    For fellow media nerds who want every gritty detail, I put the raw play-by-play in this hands-on Moat Advertising diary.

    Setup, Day One: Not scary, just fussy

    The first hour felt calm. I added Moat tags to my display and video ads. I sent a test to a small spend on DV360. I also set it up for a CTV buy and a YouTube flight. The tag guide was clear. Still, I had to re-upload a few creatives to get the tracking right. It wasn’t hard. It was… picky. If you want a quick specs sheet before diving in, the profile for Moat Analytics on Capterra lays out its core features and use cases in plain English.

    Exports worked fine. The live dashboard took a minute to load. Okay, more than a minute on big days. Coffee break time.

    What Moat actually gave me

    Here’s the thing. Numbers mean nothing if they don’t change what you do next. Moat gave me four sets of signals I used right away:

    • Viewability: Did the ad even show on screen? For how long?
    • Attention: Did people stay with it? Any real interaction?
    • IVT (invalid traffic): Bots, spoofed devices, weird patterns.
    • Brand safety: Sketchy pages or apps I don’t want near my brand.

    Before stepping into campaigns for more sensitive niches—think adult dating or hookup apps—you need an extra layer of brand-safety due diligence. While researching that space, I found this rundown of the best Latina hookup sites to try in 2025 which lays out which platforms are reputable, their audience demographics, and what kind of creative tends to resonate—handy intel if you ever have to vet placements or craft messaging for that vertical. Similarly, when I audited local ad inventory in the Chicago suburbs, I reviewed the escort-classified environment on Erotic Monkey Naperville to gauge user sentiment and site tone; the page’s detailed ratings and service breakdowns helped me decide whether it was a brand-safe fit or a hard pass for my 18+ campaigns.

    Sounds fancy. It’s not magic. But it helped me make calls fast. For an even broader perspective on evaluating ad effectiveness, the guide on HuntMads walks through the must-track metrics in plain English. I also compared Moat’s attention metrics against the benchmarks I logged while testing the best internet advertising options—the deltas were eye-opening.

    Real campaign moments that stuck with me

    Need more annotated creative examples? Check out these advertisements I analyzed with real examples.

    • Holiday display push, mid-November
      I had a gift guide set with five banners. Moat showed 71% viewability on top sites, but just 38% on one “news” app. In-view time was 3.2 seconds on average, which is okay for display. That low app? 0.9 seconds. We cut that app and moved budget to two lifestyle blogs. Viewability bumped to 76%. CTR held steady, but I saw a clean lift in add-to-cart the next day. Simple switch. Paid for itself. If you’re wondering whether bringing in outside help would change this math, here’s what actually happened when I hired a display advertising agency.

    • Short video on YouTube and open web
      Moat’s “audible and in-view on complete” rate told me a lot. On YouTube, 42% hit that bar. On the open web, only 19%. Same creative, same length. I trimmed the opener to hit the brand name at second one and added bright captions. A week later, YouTube nudged up to 47%. Open web stayed blah, so I cut that line item by 30%. No drama. Just facts.

    • CTV check that saved my bacon
      One CTV partner looked strong on reach, but Moat flagged odd device patterns at night and a spike in IVT. Not huge—about 7%—but enough to bug me. We paused those app bundles, kept the rest, and saw smoother completion curves. The CPA on site visits dipped by a few bucks. It felt like taking a pebble out of my shoe. I had similar surprises when I ran ads with Paramount Advertising.

    • Quick A/B on a retail promo
      Two banners. Same offer. One had a big moving background; one was clean and simple. Moat saw longer in-view time and higher interaction on the simple one. Not shocking. But here’s the twist: the “busy” one had a tiny higher CTR. I stuck with the simple one anyway because the adds to cart were better. Attention beats clicks most weeks.

    Where Moat shined

    • The attention lens felt useful
      In-view time and interaction told me what to cut and what to push. I stopped guessing. That’s a relief.

    • IVT signals were steady, not jumpy
      I’ve seen some tools cry wolf. Moat’s flags lined up with what I saw in site logs and platform notes. That built trust—and spared me from repeating the nightmare I wrote about after I got burned by fake ads.

    • Competitive peeks helped planning
      The creative gallery let me see rival ads in the wild. I spotted a rival running bold colors on CTV right before a big sale. I borrowed the color punch (not the copy), and my recall lift nudged up in our brand survey. Funny how small tweaks stick.

    • Easy enough for the team
      The UI isn’t cute, but it’s clear. I could hand a saved view to a junior buyer and they got it. Independent reviewers on Moat Analytics over at G2 echo the same point, calling the dashboard “simple to grasp even on day one.”

    Where it bugged me

    • Speed on heavy days
      Big Monday? The dashboard felt like it ran through mud. I started scheduling exports at night. Not fun, but it worked.

    • Social gaps
      On some walled gardens, you don’t get the full picture. That’s the game, not just Moat. Still, I wanted the same depth everywhere.

    • Tag fuss
      One video line in a VAST setup kept dropping the tag. It took a few emails and a test sheet from support. We fixed it. But I lost an afternoon.

    • Price
      It’s good. It’s not cheap. The CPM fee made sense for big buys, less so for tiny runs.

    Little tricks that helped me

    • Set alerts for sudden viewability drops. If it falls 15% day over day, act. Don’t wait for weekly wrap.
    • Save a “trusted supply” list. Keep a “watch” list too. Move budget like you move water. Fast, small steps.
    • Keep creative changes tiny. One thing at a time. Color, then copy, then size. Moat shows the lift, but only if you change one thing.
    • Pair Moat with platform site metrics. When both move the same way, that’s your green light.

    Who should use it?

    • Media buyers who hate waste and like proof.
    • Brands running CTV, video, and display at real spend.
    • Teams who want a clean read on attention, not just clicks.

    If you’re a tiny shop with a few boosted posts, it’s overkill. If you’re mid to large and care where each dollar lands, it fits.

    Final word: Worth it, with eyes open

    Moat Advertising helped me cut junk, back winners, and stop hunch-driven fights. It won’t fix bad creative. It won’t make cheap supply good. But it shows what’s real on the screen, not just what looks shiny in a slide.

    Honestly, that’s all I want most days. Less noise. More signal. And yes, a coffee while the export runs.

  • I Tried Brigham City Classifieds Advertising — Here’s What Actually Worked

    I’m Kayla, and I live in Brigham City. I sell stuff. I post local gigs. I hawk cookies before Peach Days. I’ve tested our classifieds, a lot. You know what? They work. Not perfect, but pretty dang good.

    If you’d like every gritty detail of my week-long trial, my full journal lives here: I tried Brigham City Classifieds advertising — here’s what actually worked.

    Where I Posted (and why I kept going back)

    • KSL Classifieds: Fast for cars, appliances, and baby gear. Feels local, because it is.
    • Facebook Marketplace + “Brigham City Classifieds” groups: Big audience, quick replies, some flakes.
    • Craigslist Utah: Slower here, but good for tools and odd parts.
    • Box Elder News Journal classifieds: Old school, but steady for services (think lessons, lawn care).

    I also picked up a few headline-writing tricks from HuntMads, and those tweaks helped my posts pop up higher in the crowded feeds.

    I bounce between them. Sometimes I use two at once. It depends on the thing and the season. Before Peach Days, people shop like mad. After? It slows down a bit, like the peaches are gone and folks go back to school. Before you craft your next post, skim these pro tips for creating listings that sell on KSL Classifieds—they helped me tighten my titles and photos.

    Real Ads I Ran, With Real Results

    1. Whirlpool Washer — Sold Same Day on KSL
    • Title: “Whirlpool Washer — Clean, Works Great — Brigham City”
    • Price: $140
    • Photos: 7 (close-ups, model tag, inside drum)
    • What happened: 12 messages in 3 hours. One no-show. Sold that night in the Walmart lot by the garden center lights.
    • Tip I used: “Cash only. First come.” I also listed cross-streets and said I could help load.
    1. Peach Days Cookie Boxes — Facebook Group + Marketplace
    • Title: “Peach Sugar Cookie Boxes — Pickup Fri near Library”
    • Price: $12 per box
    • What happened: I posted on Wednesday evening with two bright photos. 14 boxes pre-sold by Thursday lunch. Two porch pickups ran late, but the rest were sweet and quick.
    • What I wrote: “Soft sugar cookies with peach buttercream. Smoke-free home. Pickup near Brigham City Library. Prepay or exact cash.”
    • Little note: People love “local” in the title. And mentioning Peach Days helps. It’s a vibe.
    1. Yard Sale — Multi-Post Strategy
    • Platforms: KSL + Facebook group
    • When: Thursday night for a Saturday sale
    • What happened: About 40 people came. Kids’ clothes at $1 flew. Old books barely moved. I put “Early birds okay at 8:00” and they showed up at 7:50 anyway.
    • Tip I tried: Neon signs at Main and 300, plus the post. Listings matter, but signs still win.
    1. Piano Lessons — Box Elder News Journal + FB Group
    • Ad text: “Piano lessons near USU Brigham City. 30-min weekly. All ages. Open 3 spots.”
    • What happened: 3 calls in one week from the paper. 5 messages from Facebook. I kept 2 new students. One mom asked for evening slots; I didn’t have them, so I lost that one.
    • Cost: The paper ad wasn’t free, but it was fair. For me, the paid print spot added trust. It just felt solid.
    1. Used Double Stroller — Craigslist + KSL
    • Title: “Double Jogger Stroller — Clean — Brigham City/Perry”
    • Price: $90
    • What happened: KSL hit first (5 messages), Craigslist got me the buyer. Met by Smith’s, daylight, quick handoff. I did get one lowball at $40. I passed.

    The Good Stuff

    • It’s quick. A clear ad with good photos gets eyeballs fast.
    • It’s local. People know landmarks. “Meet by the library?” Easy.
    • It’s cheap or free. Most posts are free; boosts help if you’re in a rush.
    • People are kind here. I’ve had folks bring exact cash and a smile. Small town magic.

    Curious how these local wins stack up against broader online campaigns? I broke down a head-to-head test of today’s slickest internet platforms in this guide: I tested the best internet advertising so you don’t waste your budget.

    The Not-So-Great

    • Lowball offers. I got a “$60 now?” on the washer within minutes.
    • No-shows. I plan one backup buyer. Saves my sanity.
    • Scams. If someone asks you to send a code, no thanks. Cash in person only.
    • Slow categories. Books and bulky couches move like molasses.

    What Worked Best For Me

    • Post early morning or after dinner. People scroll with coffee or TV.
    • Use 6–8 clear photos. Clean the thing. Wipe fingerprints. It matters.
    • Add local cues. “Pickup near the Library” or “by Walmart garden center.”
    • Give the key facts: condition, age, size, smoke-free/pet home, and if you can help load.
    • Set a firm plan. “Cash only. First come. Porch pickup okay.”
    • Price with wiggle room. I price a tad high and accept fair offers.
    • Repost or bump if needed. Once, a $10 boost on KSL got me 5 fresh messages in an hour.

    Little Mistakes I Made (and fixed)

    • I once wrote “Like new” on a scuffed stroller. Buyer called it out. I changed it to “Good used shape” and it sold. Honesty travels.
    • I skipped the size on a dresser. Five messages asked the same thing. Now I measure.
    • I used one dull photo for a fancy mixer. Crickets. New pics with better light? Gone in a day.

    Safety Notes I Actually Follow

    • Daytime meetups in public spots. Library, Smith’s, or Walmart.
    • I tell a friend the time and place.
    • No codes, no checks, no shipping. Cash only.
    • If it feels off, I cancel. No item is worth the weird.

    One more privacy wake-up call: I’ve watched sellers include way too much “proof” in their photos—sometimes even selfies—that they assume will vanish after the deal. In reality, those images can wind up on public leaked-nudes archives like this where anyone can scroll through compromised shots, a chilling reminder that the internet never forgets and that keeping your classifieds photos PG is the safest bet.

    Speaking of sensitive categories, some sellers branch into adult-only listings far away from their home market to keep things discreet. Browsing the structure of sites like Erotic Monkey’s Beaumont hub shows how specialized, review-driven, and privacy-focused those adult classifieds can be—the page breaks down user feedback, screening tips, and rate expectations, which is handy intel if you’re ever considering advertising 18+ services or just want to study the high-privacy side of classifieds.

    Costs You Can Expect

    • Facebook: Free for most stuff.
    • KSL Classifieds: Free for many posts; paid boosts exist and can help when you’re in a hurry or in a crowded category.
    • Craigslist: For-sale is usually free; some categories have fees.
    • Box Elder News Journal: Paid, but it pulls steady service calls. Worth it if you’re building trust.

    If you’re curious about what a print spot might actually cost around town, this quick rundown of the cost of newspaper advertising in Brigham City lays out typical rates and circulation numbers.

    If you’re weighing whether to boost a post or dive into paid display spots, here’s exactly what happened when I put modern ads through their paces: I tried modern ads so you don’t waste your budget.

    My Bottom Line

    Brigham City classifieds advertising works. It’s fast for the right items, friendly for local services, and kind to your wallet. I’ve sold washers, strollers, and cookie boxes. I’ve filled piano lesson slots. Sure, I’ve met a few tire kickers. But I’ve also met my favorite repeat customer, who now buys a dozen cookies every peach season. Funny how that happens.

    Would I use it again? I already am. If you’re clear, honest, and a little patient, you’ll do just fine. And if you’re posting the week of Peach Days, well, post early. People are hungry—for peaches and deals.

  • The Best Advertising Agencies in the USA (From My Own Projects)

    Hi, I’m Kayla. I’ve run brand and growth for snack brands, a small fintech, and a tourism board. Over the last few years, I’ve hired a bunch of US ad agencies. Some big. Some scrappy. Some loud. Some quiet geniuses.

    You want real stories? Cool. I’ll share what worked, what didn’t, and why it mattered. And yes, I’ll name names.

    Quick note on how I judge:

    • Do they nail the idea, not just the polish?
    • Can they move fast without losing the plot?
    • Do they bring proof, not just talk?
    • Will they play nice with data, PR, and retail?
    • Can I afford them without living on instant noodles?

    Let’s get into it.

    If you want the raw, unfiltered spreadsheet of winners and duds, I keep an ever-green log of the best advertising agencies in the USA from my own projects right here.

    Wieden+Kennedy — Portland thunder, big craft

    We hired W+K for a sneaker collab launch. Kickoff was in their Portland office. Lots of coffee. Whiteboards full of scribbles. Someone wrote “Make it feel earned.” Cheesy? Maybe. But it worked.

    You’ve seen their big stuff:

    • Nike’s Just Do It
    • Old Spice’s “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like”

    For anyone curious, the original Nike opus that defined modern sports marketing is collected in W+K’s own case study right here.

    Our result: a 60-second hero spot, sharp OOH lines, and a weird little social film with a runner in the rain. Sales lifted 18% in two weeks. The film had heart. No fake gloss. Just grit and pacing.

    Downside: time and cost. They’re a freight train. When it hits, it hits hard. But you wait for it. If you’ve got a seasonal window, build slack. If you’re tiny, this may stretch you.

    Best for: brand platform work and culture-driving launches.

    Droga5 — New York strategy, spine of steel

    Droga5 ran a two-day workshop for our subscription news app. Sticky notes. Sharp questions. “Why should anyone care?” We got quiet. Then they wrote a line that became our north star.

    You’ve likely seen:

    • The New York Times: The Truth Is Hard
    • Under Armour with Misty Copeland: I Will What I Want

    If you need a quick reminder of how powerfully that Times work punched through, the full story sits here.

    Our result: fewer assets, stronger voice. The creative was simple, clean, and smart. Not loud, but it stuck. CAC fell 12% over the next month. We didn’t change media. We changed the story.

    Downside: They don’t flood you with stuff. It’s not a content factory. It’s a brain trust. If you need 50 cuts a week, look elsewhere.

    Best for: brand repositioning, brave storytelling, CMO-level decks.

    The Martin Agency — Odd charm, repeat hits

    I first met The Martin Agency on a Zoom. They pitched two scripts and a bumper that made my CFO laugh. That never happens.

    They’re the folks behind:

    • GEICO (Cavemen, Hump Day, all that magic)
    • DoorDash’s “The Neighborhood” Super Bowl spot

    We ran a grocery delivery test with them. They pitched “Fridge FOMO.” Simple shots. A fridge light. Funny VO. Click-throughs popped without heavy spend. It felt like a wink from a neighbor.

    Downside: humor is a sharp tool. One draft felt too silly. They fixed it fast.

    Best for: mass reach with charm, clear retail links, durable platform ideas.

    Goodby Silverstein & Partners — Clean craft, clean thinking

    We brought Goodby in for a dairy alt pitch. Even the roughs felt finished. They care about words. You can see it line by line.

    Work you know:

    • Got Milk?
    • Chevy Sonic stunts (the bungee, the band—wild and smart)

    We couldn’t afford the full scope that quarter. Still, their deck shaped our brief. We stole (with credit) a single line and built our whole PR angle around it. Earned pickup felt easy after that.

    Downside: price. Also, they set a high bar and won’t fake it. That’s good, but it can slow teams who want speed more than truth.

    Best for: iconic platforms, national work, clean copy that lasts.

    72andSunny — Energy and speed, with splash

    We used 72andSunny for a gaming trailer and social teasers. They came in hot. The room felt like a Saturday morning before a big game.

    Known for:

    • Samsung “The Next Big Thing”
    • Call of Duty launches

    We got a kinetic trailer, crunchy sound design, and a plan for creator clips. It jumped on Twitch and YouTube fast. My son said, “That actually slaps.” I’ll take that as data.

    Downside: big energy can miss subtle notes. We had to pull one joke that could rub folks wrong. They listened and pivoted.

    Best for: culture-forward moments, entertainment, and launches with heat.

    Sticking with broadcast-level splash, I recently ran a full campaign with Paramount Advertising; if you’re curious how that partnership shook out, the unvarnished recap lives over here.

    R/GA — Where creative meets product

    R/GA helped us shape a loyalty app. They didn’t just make ads. They mapped the customer path, screen by screen, habit by habit. It felt like a UX clinic, but with taste.

    You’ll know them from:

    • Nike+ FuelBand
    • Beats “The Game Before The Game”

    They built a clickable prototype and a content plan tied to push timing and retail. No fluff. Just calm, useful work.

    Downside: process. Sprints, research, more sprints. If you’re fine with that, you get gold. If not, you’ll tap your pen a lot.

    Best for: digital products, retail experience, CRM flows tied to story.

    If your growth plan leans heavily on programmatic banners and retargeting, you might like my blow-by-blow recap of what happened when I hired a display advertising agency—from briefing to results—read it here.

    VaynerMedia — Social volume, fast and honest

    We brought Vayner in for always-on social across TikTok, Reels, and retail partners. They love speed. They love testing. They will post, learn, and post again. No panic.

    They run social for lots of big consumer brands, like several under PepsiCo. You can feel the muscle memory.

    Our result: a steady drumbeat of short, snackable content, UGC tie-ins, and creator swaps. We didn’t win Cannes here. We won share of mind in grocery aisles.

    Downside: not the shop for a single, sweeping film. The magic is in the grind.

    Best for: content engines, quick wins, retail moments, and social proof.

    GSD&M — Practical, grounded, and brave when needed

    We hired GSD&M for a regional tourism push. They know how to sell with heart and manners. No fuss. They bring Texas warmth and straight talk.

    If you know them, you know:

    • “Don’t Mess with Texas”
    • Southwest Airlines: “Wanna get away?”

    Our work: radio that sounded local (because it was), simple OOH lines, and a nice little anthem cut for paid social. Hotel nights rose without a splashy film. It felt honest.

    Downside: if you want a wild art piece, this isn’t that. If you want results and neighbors, you’re good.

    Best for: travel, retail, and any brand that needs trust more than sparkle.

    For a hyper-local take, I spent a few weeks evaluating agencies in California’s coastal hubs; my hands-on look at Santa Barbara advertising firms is right this way.

    When I’m sizing up regional sentiment on the East Coast, I sometimes dig into the exact phrasing local businesses use to drive bookings. A quirky but revealing reference point is the adult-nightlife listings in Newport News—check out how direct-response language gets deployed in real time inside platforms like this one for lessons on punchy headlines, urgency cues, and no-fluff calls-to-action that can inform any conversion-focused copy test.


    So…who should you call?

    Here’s my plain short list, by need:

    • Big brand platform: Wieden+Kennedy, Droga5, Goodby
    • Funny with reach: The Martin Agency
    • Launch with heat: 72andSunny
    • Product + creative blend: R/GA
    • Social engine and retail lift: VaynerMedia
    • Regional push with heart: GSD&M

    If you want to explore an up-to-date roster of specialized performance shops, I keep one over at Hunt Mads that’s refreshed every quarter.

    Money talk (yes, it

  • I Ran Pest Control Ads For My Small Shop. Here’s What Actually Worked.

    I’m Kayla Sox. I help run a tiny pest control company on the east side of Dallas. Three trucks. Five techs. Lots of ants. I’ve tried a bunch of ads. Some were gold. Some were a waste. You know what? I learned a lot the hard way.
    If you’d like to trace every experiment from dollar-one to dialed-in campaign, I laid the entire journey out in this deep-dive pest control ads case study.

    Let me explain. And yes, I’ll share real ads and numbers.

    The Quick Read

    • Best lead quality: Google Local Services Ads (the one with the green check).
    • Most control: Google Search Ads with tight keywords.
    • Cheapest rush leads: Facebook Lead Ads, but you must pre-screen.
    • Trust play: Nextdoor posts, when neighbors speak for you.
    • Old school that still hits: Door hangers and yard signs near fresh jobs.
    • Meh for me: Yelp Ads and radio. Not bad. Just pricey for the return.

    I’ll break it down.


    Google Local Services Ads (GLSA): Calls That Book

    I turned these on in March, right as ants woke up. We showed up under “Google Guaranteed” with the green badge.

    • April spend: $1,820
    • Leads (calls/messages): 58
    • Booked jobs: 39
    • Cost per booked job: about $47

    Peak call times? 7:10–8:05 AM and 5:30–7:00 PM. Folks see ants at breakfast or after work. We started our phones 30 minutes earlier. Bookings went up right away.

    What I liked:

    • Real calls. Fewer tire-kickers.
    • You can dispute bad leads (wrong service, spam). I got 7 credits in April.

    What bugged me:

    • Weekends ate budget fast.
    • You must answer on the first ring. Missed calls hurt rank.

    My best GLSA blurb:

    • “Ants in the kitchen? Same-Day Service. Family-Safe Spray. 15% Off First Visit.”

    Simple. Clear. No fluff.


    Google Search Ads: Tight Keywords Win

    I ran two main campaigns:

    1. “Emergency Pest Control – Same Day”
    2. “Quarterly Pest Plan – Save 20% First Year”

    I kept the keywords tight. Exact match and phrase match only. I also added a strong negative list, like:

    • free
    • DIY
    • jobs
    • home remedy
    • how to
    • vinegar
    • natural only

    March–May (3 months):

    • Spend: $3,960
    • Clicks: 1,208
    • Calls/forms: 212
    • Booked jobs: 86
    • Cost per booked job: about $46

    The copy that pulled best:

    • “Roaches Won’t Wait. We’ll Come Today.”
    • “Mice in Attic? Seal + Sanitize + Stop Entry.”
    • “Spiders in the Bath? Pet-Safe Treatment. 90-Day Guarantee.”

    I tested “eco-safe” vs “family-safe.” Family-safe won. People picture kids and pets. It feels close to home.

    One more tip: add your city in headlines. “Dallas Ant Control – Here Today.” It beat the general version by a mile.


    Facebook Lead Ads: Fast, Cheap… and Fussy

    These filled the schedule on slow days. But lead quality swung up and down.

    April numbers:

    • Spend: $640
    • Leads: 119
    • Booked jobs: 31
    • Cost per booked job: about $21

    Why so low? I used a pre-screen question in the form:
    “Are you seeing live pests right now?” Yes/No.

    People who tapped Yes booked 3x more. I also tossed the cute cartoon bug. It got clicks from kids. Real photo of a tech at a doorway did better. Plain shirt. Real face. Clean truck in back.

    My best Facebook ad copy:

    • “Ants on the counter? We can be there by 3 PM. First visit $79. Pet-safe.”
    • “Rats in the attic? We seal entry, set traps, and clean. Get $50 off today.”

    Small note: Give two time windows in the ad. “8–11 AM or 2–5 PM?” People like choice.

    Thinking about letting a pro shop handle display and retargeting for you? Read this candid rundown of what happened when I hired a display advertising agency before you sign anything.


    Nextdoor: The Neighbor Nod

    I did two sponsored posts and also boosted a few happy customer posts (with their OK).

    Two weeks in May:

    • Spend: $210
    • Leads: 19
    • Booked jobs: 12
    • Cost per booked job: about $17

    It wasn’t huge volume, but folks treated us like a friend. I posted a map pin and said:
    “We serviced Maple Ridge this morning. We’ll be on your street again Thursday—bundle rate if you’re nearby.”

    Neighbors love timing and local proof. It felt cozy. Less salesy.


    Door Hangers, Yard Signs, and Mailers: Still Works

    We made bright yellow door hangers. Big headline:
    “See Ants? Text ANTS to 214-xxx-xxxx for 10% Off.”

    We hung them around the block after every service. People texted fast. I tracked code ANTS10.

    Over 6 weeks:

    • Hangers placed: about 1,800
    • Text leads: 64
    • Booked: 23
    • Cost per booked job: about $18 (design + print + time)

    Yard signs near fresh jobs also hit:
    “Pest Control Today On This Street – 214-xxx-xxxx”
    Short. Big font. We asked each customer and left one by the mailbox. Kids waved at our techs. Cute side win.

    Postcards? Mixed. My first card was too busy. The second one was simple:
    Front: “Bugs? We Come Today. First Visit $79.”
    Back: “Pet-safe. 90-Day Guarantee. Text FAST to 214-xxx-xxxx.”

    That one did way better. Simple sells.


    Yelp Ads and Radio: Not My Favorite

    Yelp Ads:

    • Spend: $520
    • Booked jobs: 6
    • Cost per booked job: about $87

    Leads asked for heavy discounts. Reviews matter there. Ads alone didn’t move the needle for us.

    Local radio test (two weeks on morning drive):

    • Spend: $1,200
    • Tracked calls: 9
    • Booked: 3
    • Cost per booked job: $400

    We did hear “I keep hearing your name.” Nice for brand stuff. But for a small shop, I need the phone to ring now. I paused it.

    When we finally look outside our own four walls for help, we pull shortlist ideas from this curated list of the best advertising agencies in the USA to keep from wasting time.


    Real Copy That Made The Phone Jump

    These lines pulled the most for me:

    • “Ants in the kitchen? We’ll be there by 3 PM.”
    • “Roaches gone, or we come back free.”
    • “Rats in attic? Seal + Sanitize + Stop Entry.”
    • “Pet-safe. Kid-safe. Same-day service.”
    • “Quarterly plan with free re-treats. Starts at $29/mo.”
    • “Moving in? Pre-close pest sweep this week.”

    Short. Direct. Time promise. Safety note. One deal. That’s the recipe.

    If you’d like more inspiration, the home-service ad case studies over at Hunt Mads gave me several headline ideas I still use today.


    The Calls: How We Answer Matters

    My first month, I blew it. I let calls go to voicemail while I was on another line. People called the next company. Painful.

    Fixes that helped right away:

    • CallRail with a whisper line told me which ad they came from.
    • A 3-line script:
      1. “Hi, this is Kayla with BrightNest Pest. Are you safe right now?”
      2. “Okay, what did you see and where?”
      3. “We can be there 8–11 AM or 2–5 PM. Which works?”

    Then I shut up and let them pick a window. We booked faster. Fewer price fights.


    Budgets That Felt Right For Us

    We’re small, so I had to be careful.

    • GLSA: $60–$90 per day in spring
    • Google Search: $35–$50 per day
    • Facebook Lead Ads: $15–$25 per day, only when the board looked light
    • Nextdoor: $100–$200 around busy blocks
    • Print: about $380 for 2,000 hangers and signs

    If the schedule filled up, I nudged budgets down. If Thursday looked empty, I bumped Facebook for 24 hours and posted on Nextdoor about “Thursday bundle on Oak Street.”
    Anyone mapping out their own spend should skim this massive test of internet ad platforms—it saved me from burning cash on channels that look shiny but don

  • I Answered A Bunch of Apartment Ads. Here’s What Was Real, What Was Fluff.

    I’ve moved more times than I planned. Work changed. Rent rose. Life happened. So I got very good at reading apartment ads—like, squinting at photos and counting outlets good. I’ve used Zillow, Apartments.com, Craigslist, and Facebook Marketplace. I’ve replied to ads, toured places, and even posted my own listing when I needed a fast sublet. Some ads helped. Some kept me up at night.

    Here’s the thing: an apartment ad can save you time. Or it can waste your whole weekend. If you want the blow-by-blow of how I sift through listings, I did a deeper dive for Huntmads that you can skim right here.

    What I Look For (Before I Even Text)

    I don’t need poetry. I need facts. I want the rent, all the fees, the floor plan, and real photos. And please show the windows.

    • Monthly rent and what’s included (water, trash, heat)
    • All fees spelled out (application fee, deposit, “amenity” fee)
    • Square footage and bedroom size
    • Pet rules with actual numbers (2 cats okay, $25/month each)
    • Laundry (in-unit, onsite, or “good luck”)
    • Parking details (assigned, street, a seven-year waitlist)
    • Noise and neighbors (top floor? over a garage? next to a bar?)
    • Transit and groceries in plain words

    If an ad hides the address, I pause. I won’t send a deposit to a mystery dot on a map.

    Real Ads I Answered, Real Outcomes

    1) Zillow: Looked Perfect. Then… Not.

    The ad said: 1BR, $1,450, “washer/dryer in unit,” “quiet street,” North Portland. The photos were bright. Twelve shots. Plants on the sill. The title was “Maple Grove, Unit 3B.” Cute name. I booked a tour.

    When I got there, the “in-unit laundry” was actually coin-op in the basement. The map pin was off by two blocks, which put it right by a busy intersection. Great taco truck, yes. Heavy traffic noise, also yes. The leasing agent shrugged. “Most people don’t mind.” I do, at 2 a.m. I passed.

    But I’ll give them this: they answered fast, and they had a printed fee sheet. That saved me a second trip.

    2) Apartments.com: Clear, Honest, But A Catch

    Another ad: 1BR at “Parkview Lofts,” Denver. $1,725. Floor plan included. 3D tour. I could measure the living room right on my phone. The listing broke down every fee, even the $35 “amenity” fee for the gym and package room. The manager, Elena, replied within an hour and let me tour after work. Points for that.

    Place was clean. Hallway smelled like lemon cleaner, not “we covered something.” The unit faced south, so it got that nice 4 p.m. sun that makes plants happy. Water pressure? Strong. I always check the shower. Little tip: flush the toilet while the shower runs. You’ll learn a lot.

    So why didn’t I take it? Parking. They had a waitlist, and street parking there was brutal after 6 p.m. I didn’t want to walk two blocks at night, arms full of groceries and cat litter. Still, that was a good ad. I wish more looked like that.

    3) Facebook Marketplace: Too Good To Be True

    “Sunny 1BR in Queens, $1,300, no fee.” Photos looked like a magazine. White sofa. Floor-to-ceiling windows. The message came back fast: “Send deposit today and I’ll hold it.” They wanted Zelle.

    You know what? I felt weird. I ran a reverse image search. The photos were from a fancy listing on a different site from two years ago. Blocked. No harm done. If an ad pushes you to send money before you even see the place, walk away. You can run through an entire checklist of warning signs in this concise primer on how to spot a rental scam. I don’t care how sunny it is. For some jaw-dropping examples of other renters getting duped, Huntmads rounded up a few infamous scams in this article.

    When I Posted My Own Ad

    Last spring I had to leave my place fast. Work said “new city.” I used Zillow Rental Manager and also posted on Facebook, because that’s where my neighbors look. I took 12 photos on a cloudy day, which was dumb, so I came back the next day at 10 a.m. When the light hit the living room, the space looked bigger. I shot a 30-second video too. Just a slow pan, no music, no drama.

    Headline I used: “Bright 1BR near the Max Line, cats OK, laundry onsite.” I listed the exact rent, deposit, pet fee, and average power bill. I added room sizes, and I wrote, “North-facing, quieter in summer, windows open to trees.” I also said, “Third-floor walk-up, no elevator.” People thanked me for that part.

    Results? The video post got almost twice the messages. In 48 hours, I had 23 inquiries. Most asked the same three things: How much is the deposit, can I see the lease terms now, and is the bedroom big enough for a queen plus a desk? I measured the bedroom again and added the numbers. After that, the questions slowed down and the showings went smoother. Less guesswork.

    One more thing that helped: I mentioned the coffee shop down the block and the bus that hits downtown in 12 minutes on a good day. Folks want to picture their morning. Me too.

    Red Flags I Now Avoid

    • “No credit check” plus “send deposit first”
    • Only two photos, both of a couch, nothing of the kitchen or bath
    • Stock photos or photos that look too glossy (hotel vibes)
    • Vague address like “near the park” but no street name
    • Host won’t video call or show the unit, “I’m out of town”
    • The price is way lower than similar places in the same area
    • “Application fee” in cash only

    If even one thing feels off, I slow down. If two feel off, I stop. Fraud investigators say that pausing long enough to compare the listing’s price and communication style with local norms is one of the fastest ways to uncover a fake, according to CNBC’s recent report on rental listing scams.

    Little Things That Sold Me (When Ads Did It Right)

    • Window directions: “East-facing, morning sun in living room”
    • Actual measurements of the closets and the tub length
    • A quick note on noise: “Train can be heard on quiet nights” (honesty builds trust)
    • A simple floor plan, even a rough sketch
    • A photo of the view, not just the walls
    • Fee list with real numbers, not “small fee may apply”
    • Pets welcome, with a clear cap and cost

    I also love when ads say, “Trader Joe’s is two blocks, laundromat is around the corner, and the 14 bus is every 12 minutes.” That tells me they live in the real world, not a brochure.

    What I Wish Landlords And Managers Would Do

    It’s not hard. Say what it is. Say what it isn’t.

    • Put the full address in the ad or at least the block
    • Show the actual unit, not a “similar” one
    • List every fee by name and amount
    • Add one short video and a floor plan
    • Mention stairs, storage, heat type, and internet options
    • Share parking rules in plain words
    • Give a 24-hour window for questions before asking for any money

    If you ask folks to pay for a background check, tell them which service you use and how long it takes. That kind of clarity keeps everyone calm.

    Which Sites Worked Best For Me

    • Apartments.com gave me the clearest info and the most solid tours. Less fluff. Fewer surprises.
    • Zillow was great for alerts and fast contact. Some ads were thin, but the manager tools helped when I posted my own.
    • Facebook Marketplace got the most messages but also the most junk. You can find gems, but double-check everything.
    • Craigslist was a mixed bag. Some old-school landlords post there only, and those can be fine, but there’s more guesswork.

    One extra step that’s saved me a few “is this price for real?” headaches: I paste the address into Huntmads, which pulls in nearby comps and recent rent shifts so I know if an ad is wildly off-base.

    If you’re hunting, I’d start with Apartments.com and Zillow, then scan the others for hidden finds. If you’re posting, Zillow Rental Manager plus a simple Facebook post brought me real people fast. And if you’re experimenting with smaller classified spots (hello, small towns), I tested a bunch in Utah and shared what really paid off [in this breakdown](https

  • “I Run a Small Massage Studio. Here’s What Worked (and Flopped) With Advertising”

    I’m Kayla. I run a two-room massage studio in Asheville, NC. I’ve tested a lot of ads. Some made my phone buzz. Some ate my money and took a nap.

    You know what? I wish someone had told me what to try first. So here’s my honest take, with real numbers and real ad lines I used.


    The Short Story

    • Best paid win: Google Ads search. Clear, local, steady bookings.
    • Best cheap win: Instagram Reels with simple, cozy vibes.
    • Most trust with neighbors: Nextdoor posts.
    • Most hit-or-miss: Facebook Ads. Good when I kept it simple.
    • Tough fits: Yelp Ads, Thumbtack leads, and old-school flyers.
    • Groupon helped fill my books once, but the cut hurt.

    What I Actually Ran (and how it felt)

    I ran “massage near me,” “deep tissue asheville,” and “prenatal massage.” I set a 10-mile radius. I used call-only during lunch, because folks book fast when their neck hurts.

    • Spend: $500 for a month
    • Click rate: about 7%
    • Cost per click: $2.30 to $2.80
    • Bookings: 12
    • Notes: I added negative words like “chair,” “job,” and, yes, the weird stuff. That saved me cash. This felt boring, but steady. I like steady.

    In fact, many of the bidding tweaks I tried came straight from the lessons in this deep dive into testing the best internet advertising channels, which kept me from blowing my budget chasing shiny objects.

    Facebook Ads (Meta)

    I tested a 15-second Reel and a square photo. The Reel showed warm towels, soft light, and my hands pressing slow. No skin close-ups, no claims like “cures pain.” Meta is picky.

    • Spend: $300 over 14 days
    • Click rate: 3.2%
    • Cost per click: $1.12
    • Bookings: 11
    • What helped: Women 25–55, 8-mile radius, interests like yoga and physical therapy. “Book Now” button to my Vagaro page. Short text won.

    If you’re curious how these short-form promos stack up against newer placements like TikTok Spark Ads, the crew at Hunt Mads ran a head-to-head experiment in their modern ads field test—the takeaways line up eerily well with my own results.

    Instagram Reels (organic)

    Four clips in one week. One was me setting hot stones and a kettle hiss. Another showed a 30-minute “Desk Neck Reset.”

    • Spend: $0 (time only)
    • Views on best clip: 11,400
    • DMs: 8
    • Bookings: 3
    • Tip: Keep it cozy and clean. Add captions, soft music, and a clear “Book with the link in bio.”

    Nextdoor

    My neighborhood loves talking about fence posts and sore backs. I posted a simple offer and answered comments fast. I also tried one paid Boost.

    • Free posts: 2 posts brought 3 bookings
    • Paid Boost: $75 brought 5 bookings
    • Tone: Friendly, neighborly. I used my street name. People liked that.

    Classified-style spaces can still move the needle; I stole half my post template from this Brigham City classifieds advertising experiment.

    Yelp Ads

    This one was rough. Lots of price shoppers. Some people asked for “best deal” at 1 a.m. I get it, money is tight. But the lead cost stung.

    • Spend: $200
    • Leads: 4
    • Bookings: 2
    • Takeaway: If your reviews are already strong, ads may help. Mine were new at the time.

    Thumbtack Leads

    I paid per lead. Many went quiet after my reply. One booked. The rest ghosted like a bad Halloween joke.

    • Spend: $180 on 10 leads
    • Bookings: 1
    • Not for me. Maybe better for mobile or couples packages.

    Groupon

    I used this once when I first opened. It filled my week, which I needed. But the cut? Oof.

    • Offer: $39 for 60 minutes
    • Sold: 48
    • Payout: about half after fees
    • Upsell to a full rate? A few did. Most didn’t. Good for practice and reviews, not for profit.

    Flyers and Postcards

    I printed 250 flyers at Staples. Cute QR code. Nice colors. I put them in coffee shops. Crickets. But a poster on my own door? That worked.

    • Flyers: $38, zero calls
    • Door poster with QR: 6 scans, 2 bookings
    • Lesson: People book when they’re already near you.

    Real Ad Lines That Pulled

    • Google Search Headline: “Deep Tissue Massage Near Asheville – Same-Week Appointments”

      • Description: “Neck tight? We can help today. Licensed LMT. Free parking. Book online in seconds.”
    • Facebook/IG Primary Text: “30-Minute Desk Neck Reset. Quick relief for tight shoulders. Clean space, warm towels, calm music.”

      • Button: Book Now
      • Image: Warm light, folded towel, hands mid-press (no faces).
    • Nextdoor Post: “I’m Kayla on Riverview Dr. I do gentle prenatal and firm deep tissue. First visit $65, includes hot towels. Questions? Ask me here—happy to help.”

    • Seasonal Gift Card Post (IG): “Mother’s Day gift cards, digital or paper. Add a sweet note, I’ll tuck it in a little gold envelope.”


    My Setup That Made Ads Work Better

    • Booking page: Vagaro with Apple Pay and a big “Book” at the top. No long intro. Fewer clicks, more bookings.
    • Photos: Shot on iPhone. Natural light. Cozy throw. No clutter.
    • Page speed: I removed a slideshow. My page loaded faster, and bookings ticked up. Wild how that matters.
    • Offers: Small, clear deal. “First visit $65” or “30-minute stress reset.” Not a wall of packages.

    If you’re hunting for outside help rather than DIY tweaks, this curated list of the best advertising agencies in the USA is a solid place to start vetting partners.


    Numbers That Kept Me Honest

    • Average first visit value: $78
    • Rebook rate first 30 days: around 35%
    • Good cost per booking for me: under $45
    • Break-even on promos: if I see them again within 6 weeks

    When Google and Meta stayed under that $45 mark, I smiled. When leads drifted way past it, I pulled the plug.
    If you're wrestling with your own numbers, the budgeting guide from Hunt Mads is a quick way to sanity-check cost-per-booking goals against ad spend.


    Stuff That Flopped (and why I think it did)

    • Long ad text: People skim. My best posts said what, who, where, and a price. Then stopped talking.
    • Mopey stock photos: Folks can tell. My own space felt real and got clicks.
    • Big medical claims: Meta didn’t like them. Also, I don’t “cure.” I help.
    • Late-night lead buys: Tired me said yes. Morning me said why.

    (Before I swore off banners entirely, I read this honest recap of hiring a display advertising agency—their pain mirrored mine, so I felt seen.)


    Little Things I Learned the Hard Way

    • Use negative keywords. I blocked “free,” “spa chair,” “job,” and the naughty phrases. It saved me.
    • Keep a booking slot for next-day. Ads work better when the soonest time isn’t two weeks out.
    • Answer fast. A quick, kind reply beats a perfect one.
    • Ask happy clients for a short review. Then run your search ads. The combo sings.
    • Video over photos, nine times out of ten. Steam, towel, hands. That’s enough.
    • Be clear on boundaries. No weird asks, no stress. Your ad can say, “Therapeutic, professional massage.”

    Because some ad clicks come from people hunting for explicitly sexual “massages,” I peeked at a few corners of the web to understand the exact language those seekers use. One eye-opening reference is the assortment of hookup-style Snap listings on Plan Sexe’s “snap de pute” page—seeing those phrases in black and white makes it much easier to add the right negative keywords and keep your ads from appearing in front of the wrong crowd.


    What I’d Do If I Were Starting Fresh

    • Set Google Ads to $15–$20/day. Target 8–10 miles. Add negative words on day one.
    • Post two Reels a week for a month. One hot stones, one a quick desk stretch, one your room, one your smile.